Brawndo Commercials Two and Three

Okay, so now you know about Brawndo... did you know there are two more commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxieMOdo6IU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY

(I am sure there are even more out there!)




WARNING - BRAWNDO: The Thirst Mutilator contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight...

Commercial 2:
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator - It's like riding a dinosaur that's attached to a rocket ship, made with 100% concentrated rage. You can tell when you open the can because it's extremely loud and by loud I mean tasty. It tastes like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire, which sounds really exciting because fire is very exciting, but it's not more exciting than Brawndo because Brawndo is more exciting than a fist fight with a grizzly bear.

Commercial 3:
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator - It's like shaving your chest with a lawn mower! Which sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than Brawndo because drinking Brawndo is like riding a pony which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is three hundred feet tall and covered in chainsaws! And to get on the pony you have to take an elevator with sixteen lion-cougars which is an actual sport in latin america (picture pointing to Europe) which is extremely fun but not as much fun as Brawndo because drinking Brawndo is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo which is a great way to become popular if you want to become popular with law enforcement but if you don't you should still drink Brawndo because Brawndo will make you use your fists at everyday tasks like watching television, or romance, or helicopter repair and maintenance. It will also make you more awesome at English which means you can use apostrophes wherever you want to, even in words like 'Nucular' which don't even have an apostrophe yet!

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As you can see Brawndo is fantastic, and it's got ELECTROLYTES!